This comes from a different friend of the blog, perhaps a bit closer to home:

So I have a funny story: Once upon a time, there was a young CPT getting ready for work, she really had to pee! As she slips on some Army PTs and running shoes without socks, a mandatory uniform just to go to the port-a-john, she can hear yelling coming from the tent next to hers. It's hard to hear at first, but as she gets closer to the door to make a dash for the port-a-john she can make out what's really going on... "Take your Shit, and get the F*c$3 out of this tent!" As the young CPT steps outside, the light is blinding, and then she see it, a LOVERS' QUARREL! The young CPT forgets for a second that she has to pee, just so she can be entertained for a moment of what's unfolding right before her eyes. There are things laying on the ground, they were not gently placed there, these items had been thrown, and with aggression too! "Take your Shit, and never come back to this tent!" the angry female Soldier is livid about something. That's when the young CPT asks, "Do you need anything?" to the other female Soldier standing by as if a lookout for the two fighting. "I'll be right back!" the young CPT says, as she makes her dash for the port-a-john. She pees as quickly as possible, so she doesn't miss a thing, rarely is there anything going on at the FOB she has now accepted to call home. Once done, she returns to the scene of the lovers' quarrel, and the young male Soldier is gone, along with the things that had been thrown out of anger. The young CPT is relieved everything is okay now, but sad she did not get to witness the female Soldier punch this guy, who was apparently cheating on the young lady, in the face! As the young CPT headed back to her tent to continue getting ready for work, and continue with the same routine she always goes through, the young CPT's NCOIC comes in and informs her, the two were to be married upon return from this deployment, and she had told the PFC male to not return to the female tent area without his NCO! After a few moments to take in everything that just took place, it hits the young CPT, why did these two look so familiar? Why did she feel like she had meet them somewhere, but can't quite put her finger on it?... That's when the young CPT realizes!!! They were the ones the young CPT and NCOIC had walked in on while they were in the middle of "attempting" to make love on the dirty nasty floor of the force provider BATHROOM that had not been set up yet the other night!"

-The End

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